Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Back In the Slammer


I was arrested for a DUIR (Driving Under the Influence of Richard). I took a Breathalyzer test and failed.

Little did I know that Richard has been soaking my Milkbones in vodka. Richard can't post bail, so I might rot in this stinking cell. The only reason I can blog is that Officer Snerdley grants me access to a laptop and a wireless network.


Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 28, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    Officer Snerdley???? Get real, Sweetheart and find a REAL friend ... like that nice old man who sleeps with the cats in the bedroom off of the kitchen.

    Love

    U.J.

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  2. endcentralbsApril 29, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    Sweetie,
    Make sure you are receiving 3 hots and a cot or I will contact the ASPCU on your behalf.
    ASS,
    GEM

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  3. endcentralbsApril 29, 2009 at 6:55 AM

    Sweetie,
    Make sure you keep a diary while you are 'on ice' like Paris Hilton. I will work a two picture deal with Paramount based upon your experience.
    ASS
    GEM

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