Monday, April 27, 2009

Busted

This morning I got thrown in the slammer. Before Richard and I went to IGA Richard had a simple Screwdriver. On the way to IGA we got pulled over by an Ocean Shores cop. Richard insisted that he and I exchange seats. Seems we had a burned out rear turn signal light. I took the rap. I get a few phone calls so I will be calling John Mulroy


Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart
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  1. endcentralbsApril 27, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    Sweetie,
    U.J. (J for John in that instance) will use good lawyering and you'll be dropped off at home in the exact condition of Jimmy Cagney in Public Enemy. [He was a little stiff if you haven't seen the movie in a while.]
    ASS
    GEM

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  2. endcentralbsApril 27, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    Sweetie,
    What was your mens rea when you were pulled over? Perhaps we should proceed with a diminished capacity defense. [If the collar doeesn't fit, you must acquit.]
    Always stay sweet,
    Gemmer

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  3. Dr. JoeApril 27, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    Sweetheart -

    I have no idea what your "other" UJ was referring to with "mens rea" (sounds dirty to me --- be careful of the "other UJ), but diminished capacity seems to apply to your BF, Richard, and so go with that.

    Love and ASS

    Uncle Joe

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