Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Asleep at the Keyboard

Because I do not have opposable thumbs I have been trans-channeling my blog posts through Richard. This is working out great except that Richard wakes up at 3 AM with his face on the keyboard and doesn't know where the heck he is. Also, Richard has an "R" and a "T" permanently embossed on his forehead.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart
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  1. TRRifikApril 8, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    Sweetie,
    This condition is known as qwertyitis, and while not life-threatening, can be extremely embarrassing.
    I recommend that Richard remove the "T" from the keyboard, allowing an "R" and "Y" to be embossed. This should hasten personal name recollection once he awakes and looks in the mirror.

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