Ralph, with the recommendation of Rosie, is now a trial member of Richard's Overnight Sleeping Club. As Sergeant at Arms I explained to Ralph that we have 3 rules:
-No peeing in bed
-No puking in bed
-No sleeping on any part of Richard's body
If Ralph can abide by these rules for 90 days he will become a member in good standing.
Tonight was chop suey night. Richard ordered pork chop suey from the Lucky Dragon (very Detroit style). Unfortunately Uncle Joe mistook hot mustard for soy sauce. Smoke was coming out of Uncle Joe's ears. Richard and I contained our laughter.
By the way, Ralph is a cat.
Always stay sweet,
Sweetheart
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George (yes, another cat--one who has lived in four countries) always thought he too was a member--nay, the CHARTER member--of the upstairs bed crowd. What gives?
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