Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Richard and I need to take the next step

Uncle Joe has been sweet and wonderful. Unfortunately, Richard and I have fallen and can't get up. Is there a Life-Alert for drunks and mangy, flea bitten mutts?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

4 comments:

  1. Sweetie,
    Remember the words of Sly Stone and his immortal marriage in Madison Square Garden, "You're only pretty as you feel inside." The future is bright for both you and Richard. I was living on welfare in the dog pound when Sam rescued me. Now I rule the household and put on 20 extra. [That's why I been watching Oprah every day to see all her weight loss gurus.] My theory is that you and Rich and the Detroit Lions [and the US economy] are at the bottom of the bell curve and due for an awesome bounce. Always stay sweet.
    Gem

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  2. Sweetie,
    Remember Old Blue Eyes was washed up before the made men got him the gig in From Here to Eternity. He went on to a huge success [Except for his duets albums and hanging with Ron and Nancy] but that's another matter.
    Gem.

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  3. Sweetie,
    Other comeback kids are obvious [Big Bill, Tricky Dick after his 'you won't have Nixon to kick around speech'; the BeeGees; Tom Jones, the Pittsburgh Pirates, Paris Hilton after the tapes; Tony Soprano after the hit, and Mickey Rourke.] You and Rich will soon add your names [and maybe paw prints in Groman's Chinese Theater] when you do your second act.
    Gem

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  4. Sweetheart -- You are NOT a mangy flea-bitten mutt! And your BF is NOT a drunk ... although cutting back a little might help.

    Admittedly both of you--and the seven cats who share space with you--have to put up with me, but you could always lace my Metamusil with arsenic some morning ...

    Just think of the great stage play you and Richard could write: "Arsenic and ..." or has that title been copyrighted?

    Love ... U. J.

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