No more licking my genitalia in front of Richard
No more barking at dogs and other strangers
I will poop and pee within 20 minutes of Richard's and mine first out in the morning
I will not eat cat food
I will not chase cats throughout the house
I will be a loving and kind puppy dog
Akways stay sweet,
Sweetheart
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Sweetheart,
ReplyDeleteProper genitalial hygiene is a fundamental canine right. Inform Richard of your needs! Be firm! Just don't bite the hand that provides stinky treats.
Chase my brothers and sisters (fellow kitties) around the house one more time and I'll show you what can be done to your geni-whatever!
ReplyDeleteSamantha (the "Fang")