Saturday, January 24, 2009

Skate Boarding vs. Water Boarding

A few posts back I mentioned skate boarding. Sadly, today I had to resort to "water boarding" to find out from Richard why Kristen dumped him. Richard did not divulge an anecdote nor any facts.

Next step is jumper cables attached to Richard's testicles.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

1 comment:

  1. Sweetie,
    All of these techniques are legal. Just ask John Yoo and David Addington. But please...easy on the nads....they are destined for the Smithsonian next to John Dillinger's 'piece.'
    Gem

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