Probably the easiest method would be to pick up 400 sq. yds. of 33mm plastic and secure all edges of the carport from within, and only then start the engine. Have your BF, Richard, turn the ignition (oppoable thumbs, etc.) and then just fall asleep on your BF's lap.
Just so you know, Richard - this is the last time I will look at this blog. You have reached new heights of emotional manipulation of the people who love you and care about what happens to you. I can no longer be a party to this behavior. If you need to speak to me you can either e-mail me or call - I will not look at this site ever again -- Kristen
Dear Richard, this is Doriana. We all love you. Probably who knows yoy will understand that yours is just a joke, so they well make fun on me. However, I would like to tell you that Dino and I worrie about you, and I would really appreciate if you could reassure us about your intentions. You know, as a psychologist I'm not able to smile to theese kind of jokes. Instead, I'm asking to myself: what is hiding behind it? I'm here, whenever you want answer to this question... Love, Doriana
Sweetie I have the ANSWER! It came approved from Oprah herself, and was on the ABC News last night. I mean Eckhart Tolle, who will teach us to live in the moment at all times. Eckhart was on hard times when he figured it out, and now Oprah tells us all to get on board. [There is a series of 10 tapes with Oprah and Tolle, but that may be a bit much.] I asked John to get me every book Tolle ever wrote. Your cousin, Gem
Sweetie: I hope you can fend for yourself as your master seems to be deep in an emotional turmoil that continues to spiral downwards. He used to be so good at looking at simple things and seeing the unique beauty in them! He has always been sooooooooo clever and quick when resonding to the "moment"! We all (besides his in-laws, all of his nieces and nephews who are struggling with questions about why he isn't around-- except in their memories) miss that sooooooo much. Maybe you can give him just a little "bite" someplace that will jolt him into getting some relief from the pain of living and look forward to the joys of life! Seeking help means strength and incredible joys. Auntie Lyn
To all of you on the East Coast who are reading WAY TOO MUCH into Sweetheart's (a.k.a. Richard's) rants, pity pot prattle and the such.
1. He (Richard) is drinking far less. 2. He (Richard) is attending both church and Bible Studies. 3. He (Richard) misses and loves you ALL far more than you can imagine. 4. His having picked up Sweetheart was a Godsend (literally!) and his care and concern for both Sweetie and my seven feline monsters are a testimony to the positive changes in Richard that I have noted.
U.J.
PS: My prayers are with Monica and you all. ... Joe
Richard nor I have a garage so we have no place to leave the engine running, So no suicide tonight.Always stay sweet,
Probably the easiest method would be to pick up 400 sq. yds. of 33mm plastic and secure all edges of the carport from within, and only then start the engine. Have your BF, Richard, turn the ignition (oppoable thumbs, etc.) and then just fall asleep on your BF's lap.
ReplyDeleteEasy as falling off an eighty-story building.
Love
U.j>
On second thought ... I was only kidding, Sweetheart! Joking, joshing ... ONLY KIDDING!! Turn the engine off this minute!
ReplyDeleteOh crap! I forgot ... no opposable thumbs ... have Richard turn off the ignition ... NOW!
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, Richard - this is the last time I will look at this blog. You have reached new heights of emotional manipulation of the people who love you and care about what happens to you. I can no longer be a party to this behavior. If you need to speak to me you can either e-mail me or call - I will not look at this site ever again -- Kristen
ReplyDeleteDear Richard,
ReplyDeletethis is Doriana. We all love you. Probably who knows yoy will understand that yours is just a joke, so they well make fun on me. However, I would like to tell you that Dino and I worrie about you, and I would really appreciate if you could reassure us about your intentions. You know, as a psychologist I'm not able to smile to theese kind of jokes. Instead, I'm asking to myself: what is hiding behind it? I'm here, whenever you want answer to this question... Love,
Doriana
Sweetie
ReplyDeleteI have the ANSWER! It came approved from Oprah herself, and was on the ABC News last night. I mean Eckhart Tolle, who will teach us to live in the moment at all times. Eckhart was on hard times when he figured it out, and now Oprah tells us all to get on board. [There is a series of 10 tapes with Oprah and Tolle, but that may be a bit much.] I asked John to get me every book Tolle ever wrote.
Your cousin,
Gem
Sweetie:
ReplyDeleteI hope you can fend for yourself as your master seems to be deep in an emotional turmoil that continues to spiral downwards. He used to be so good at looking at simple things and seeing the unique beauty in them! He has always been sooooooooo clever and quick when resonding to the "moment"! We all (besides his in-laws, all of his nieces and nephews who are struggling with questions about why he isn't around-- except in their memories) miss that sooooooo much. Maybe you can give him just a little "bite" someplace that will jolt him into getting some relief from the pain of living and look forward to the joys of life! Seeking help means strength and incredible joys. Auntie Lyn
To all of you on the East Coast who are reading WAY TOO MUCH into Sweetheart's (a.k.a. Richard's) rants, pity pot prattle and the such.
ReplyDelete1. He (Richard) is drinking far less.
2. He (Richard) is attending both church and Bible Studies.
3. He (Richard) misses and loves you ALL far more than you can imagine.
4. His having picked up Sweetheart was a Godsend (literally!) and his care and concern for both Sweetie and my seven feline monsters are a testimony to the positive changes in Richard that I have noted.
U.J.
PS: My prayers are with Monica and you all. ... Joe