Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Breakfast of Champions

Richard has been eating more healthily lately. Every morning he has a bowl of Wheaties. Unfortunately, he laces his bowl of Wheaties with 3 ounces of vodka.

Downside: this breakfast is Richard's only source of nutrients and vitamins

Upside: Richard is way more fun when he has a little buzz going

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

2 comments:

  1. Sweetie,
    Who is Richard trying to be, Babe Ruth with vodka and Wheaties? [or was it beer and hot dogs?] Wheaties have stood the test of time, like Denny McClain. [A very great movie is on Comcast On Demand from the Sundance Festival]. It is the true stories of the Burton Pugar, the Bronx attorney who threw lye in his girlfriend's eye, blinded her, spent 14 years in jail for doing it, and then wooed and won her after getting out, and they've been married 28 years] Is there a Pugar in the great northwest?
    Always stay sweet,
    Gem

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  2. Sweetie,
    Not to be misconstrued, I mean a Pugar story without the lye, or at least the lying.
    Gem

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