Thursday, July 2, 2009

Cereal Killer?



Just the past week 14 residents here in Ocean Shores have been found dead with their faces immersed in a bowl of oat meal.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

3 comments:

  1. Lessee ... seven cats, 1.3 dogs and 1.8 humans. Who were the others?

    UJ

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  2. Sweetie,
    Michael didn't die that way, did he? I saw the interview with Matt Lauer and Germane today, and he didn't mention Quaker Oats. He did mention enough pain killers to put an elephant to sleep. I know U.J. hates the comparisons to Elvis, but they both liked to raid the meds cabinet. Whoops, no judgments, you're sounding like your owner, GEM
    GEMMER

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  3. Sweetie,
    Did you know that one of the Jackson bros. married his brother's wife after the divorce? Is that legal? Moral? Ethical? It's kinda weird, I guess, but not weird in a Soon Yee Previn kind of way. Anyway, I digress, I personally never have Oat Meal on my Alpo.
    GEM

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