Richard Lives to See Anohter Day!

Richard wears a sweatshirt like this to bed. Notice the drawstring? Ralph (a cat) pulls at the drawstring with the intention of strangling Richard.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Well, well

Richard felt good, but not so swell. At least Richard did not fall into a well.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Signing Off

Richard managed to spill ketchup on Uncle Joe's computer. Richard nor I will be blogging or checking email. We can be contacted at 1-203-393-5610.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Catanamics

Richard and I are writing a book entitled "Catanamics-Why cats behave the they do". The first chapter deals with why cats have to touch a human before they (the cats) can fall asleep.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Richard Fell Out of Bed Again

Richard has a small quadrant to sleep in and the cats give him a shove. This is a bed we are bidding on today on eBay. Or maybe Richard should wear a bicycle helmet to bed.

Always stay sweet,


Sweetheart

Crows

The crows here in Ocean Shores are driving me crazy with their incessant cawing. Richard has developed a weapon he calls STCM, Surface to Crow Missile.

Our next weapon will be designed to take out Mocking Birds. Just the other day I was walking down the street when a MB said to me, "If I had a face like yours I would shave my butt and walk backwards."

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

My Latest Ditty

when i wake up it hurts my head to look across and see a cat full of beds.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Good Eatin'

Richard and I got up early this morning. We went out and shot a pot roast.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Why Did God Create Sleeves?

So mankind would have a place to wipe their nose.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

3 Years!

Today Richard and I are celebrating Richard's 3 years as a non-smoker. As part of the celebration Richard and I are going to MAX, a cigar/martini joint here in Ocean Shores.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Now I am Worried

Richard is beginning to look like a cross between Ernest Miller Hemingway and a Viet Nam vet.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

DAD

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OSPD log

By Tom Scanlon
Posted Friday, Jun. 12, 2009 at 10:38 AM

Pt Brown Ave NW

Male patron ‘being disruptive” in Library.

My DAD (Drunk and Disorderly) made the police blotter. Richard knows that he is getting old when police officers escort him out of our library. This is his mug shot.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

The Calculus of Kitty Love

Today my favorite cat happens to be Patricia. A bit skittish, but likes to hang out in the attic.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

God's Name in Vain

Yesterday, Uncle Joe took Richard to task for taking the Lord's name in vain. At the end of the day, do you think God gives a darn?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Good Choice/Bad Choice

Richard and I have come to the conclusion that life is a series of bad choices.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Keeping Holy the Sabbath

Today, at church, Astor Palice (Untied Methodists) discussed the Sermon on the Mount. What Richard and I didn't understand is why one would preach while riding a horse. Saul of Tarsus?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Suspenders

Oh yes, I have great suspenders
Something that I'm doing well
My need is such; I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell.

Oh yes, I have have great suspenders
A drift in a world of my own
I play the game; but to my real shame
You've let me to all alone.

Always stay sweet,

Sweethreat

What the Hey?

Our local airport, Ocean Shores Municipal Airport, teaches sky-diving. This is what Richard and I woke up to this morning in our sky light up in the attic.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Sleeping In

Uncle Joe slept in today. Should we be worried? Richard held a mirror under Uncle Joe's nose, but nothing. At least Uncle Joe no longer snores.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

The Odd Couple

On October 18th , Richard Ryan was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his brother in Oceans Shores, Washington. Sometime earlier, Brother Joe''s 's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share a chalet without driving each other crazy?"

Always stay sweet.

Sweetheart