Sweetheart -.but you may call me "Sweetie"

2010-12-10T05:15:00.000-08:00

We are experiencing unusually cold weather here in Connecticut. Single digits at night! Here's a picture of Luigi, the pup next door-21:00:10 2010-12-10.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

I'm back!

2010-12-07T09:58:00.000-08:00

It's been a rough couple of years, but Richard and I have made it. Richard is sober and healthy and we're both back in Guilford, Connecticut with Kristen and her two nutty Cocker Spaniels, Lily and Lulu.

We spent October 15, 2009 to October, 15, 2010 in Silver Spring, MD with Richard's lovely sister, Nancy. So, I guess I've been around a bit over the last couple of years. Richard is job hunting and I hope he finds something because I'm beginning to like it around here.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

A new bed

2009-09-07T06:55:00.000-07:00

Richard spent most of Saturday evening in the ER. 10 stitches. He did love the bed. Also, Uncle Joe, Wendy, and Pastor Alice were at his side . I spent the night 3 doors down. Richard and I are on eBay trying to find a bed like this.

Always stay sweet.

Sweetheart

To Richard

2009-09-05T00:29:00.000-07:00

We've been together for a while now
We're growing stronger everyday now
It feels so good and there's no doubt
I will stay with you as each morning brings sunrise
And the flowers bloom in springtime
On my love you can rely
And I'll stay with you

Oh I'll stay with you through the ups and the downs
Oh I'll stay with you when no one else is around
And when the dark clouds arrive
I will stay by your side
I know we'll be alright
I will stay with you

Though relationships can get old
They have the tendency to grow cold
We have something like miracle
Yeah, and I'll stay with you

Oh I'll stay with you through the ups and the downs
Oh I'll stay with you when no one else is around
And when the dark clouds arrive
I will stay by your side
I know we'll be alright
I will stay with you

And there will be heartaches and pains, yes it will
But through it all, we will remain
In this life, we all know
Friends may come, and they may go
Through the years I know
I will stay
And in the end I know that we'll find
Love so beautiful and divine
We'll be lovers for the lifetime, yeah
And I'll stay with you
I will stay with you

Oh I'll stay with you through the ups and the downs
Oh I'll stay with you when no one else is around
And when the dark clouds arrive
I will stay by your side
I know we'll be alright
I will stay with you
Everything will be fine
And I will stay with you
Through the end of time
I will stay with you

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

it reminds me of you!! | Reviewer: precious | 1/9/09

I love this song!! it is so great and romantic!!!
I always play it in my comp...before i go to sleep, i used to listen this great song..it alwaya reminds me with my loving boyfriend..he is a seaman, and we are far away each other now...only the faith and strong love we have ,who always bind us...being away from him is so one of the hardest task that i have encountered in my life..i need to be strong for him..

this song is best for the lovers,who is so loyal to thier partner......

i alwaya miss him..and i promise that I will stay with him until eternity

Febreze

2009-09-04T23:29:00.001-07:00

Richard has not taken a shower in 6 weeks. He kinda stinks. I haven't been to a groomer in months. We are taking Febreze dips. Seems to be working.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

OED

2009-09-03T23:11:00.001-07:00

Richard and I found a complete set of The Oxford Engliish Dictionary on eBay. We bid USD 4.06 and won. We have no place in the house for these books so they will live in the RAV-4 , Should give us nice traction for winter

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Net Worth

2009-09-02T23:55:00.001-07:00

Richard and I created a spreadsheet to calculate our net worth. We went through the RAV-4, Richard's jeans, and the VW Camper. We came up with 2 quarters.

Always stay sweet.

Sweetheart

It's official!

2009-09-02T19:18:00.001-07:00

Richard tried to put some gas in our RAV-4. The Shell station would not accept our credit card. Richard and I are flat broke. The RAV-4 will remain parked until we can figure something out. This should be interesting.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

The wheels came off

2009-09-01T19:15:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, Richard and I were taking a leisurely stroll down Falls of Clyde Loop SE. I broke free from the leash and Richard took a nap on a neighbors lawn. Police, firemen, and EMTs escorted Richard home. The EMT drew blood and checked Richard's blood pressure. Richard is in good shape but he did flunk the Breathalyzer test. Good thing he wasn't driving.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

2009-08-31T23:55:00.000-07:00

Job hunting

2009-08-31T00:26:00.000-07:00

Richard got a haircut, trimmed his beard, and had his suit cleaned and pressed. And notice the new hairpiece. Wish us luck.

Always stay sweet,

Swseetheart

The bane of my existence

2009-08-29T17:09:00.000-07:00

This is the spiral staircase that leads up to our attic. This is also where a few of cats sleep and hiss at me when I try to go upstairs to sleep with Richard.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Mike Gajda

2009-08-28T23:40:00.000-07:00

Richard has told me about this guy: 60% hippie, 20% monk, 20% curmudgeon. Richard and Mike met at a Catholic Charismatic Renewal service in the mid 70s. Mike may visit us in the fall. I can't wait to meet him.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

This a test, this is only a test

2009-08-28T00:25:00.000-07:00

Richard and I have decided to live on cereal. No stove, oven, or microwave. I will report on how this is working out.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Product 19

2009-08-26T02:35:00.000-07:00

Richard and I have been enjoying this cereal. But "Product 19" ? Was marketing taking the day off that day?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Another sport I have taken up - Doggie Scuba

2009-08-25T03:51:00.000-07:00

Radical, Baby!

Always stay sweet

Sweetheart

Catdynamics

2009-08-24T04:41:00.001-07:00

cat-dy·nam·ics

(used with a pl. verb) The science of domestic cat behavior

For the first time in 8 months Andrew boarded the Mother Ship (well, our bed). Richard was able to pet Andrew and get a purr out of him. Within moments Ralph was soundly asleep on Richard's chest. ,

Abruptly, Ralph awoke and shooed Andrew from the bed.

Conclusion: Cats are very territorial.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

When it Rains it Pours

2009-08-23T19:22:00.000-07:00

We had to park the VW camper because of lack of money for gasoline. For our trip to San Francisco I will be riding in this orange contraption.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Busted Flat

2009-08-22T19:35:00.001-07:00

Busted flat in Ocean Shores, waiting for a train
And I's feeling nearly as faded as my jeans.
Richard thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
It rode us all the way to New Orleans.

I pulled my harpoon out of my dirty red bandanna,
I was playing soft while Richard sang the blues.
Windshield wipers slapping time, I was holding Richard's's hand in mine,
We sang every song that driver knew.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose,
Nothing don't mean nothing honey if it ain't free, now now.
And feeling good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues,
You know feeling good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and my Richard J. Ryan
.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

New Hobby

2009-08-22T01:51:00.001-07:00

Before moving to San Fran I'm getting certified in this. Only 20 more hours to go! To all dudes and dudesses, this sport is radical!

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Our Prayer...

2009-08-21T03:11:00.000-07:00

that Kristen meets a guy like this guy.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

San Francisco

2009-08-20T23:31:00.001-07:00

Richard and I are slowly driving Uncle Joe mad. Richard and I are moving to San Francisco.
We can't afford an apartment so we have traded our RAV-4 for this. We'll be sure to wear some flowers in our hair.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Sooner than Later

2009-08-19T22:12:00.000-07:00

Richard and I will heading out. In the meantime we will follow Uncle Joe's rules:

1. No crying (Extreme Make Over Home Edition)

2. No Laughing (Still Standing, America's Funniest Home Videos)

3. No talking

Always stay sweet,
Sweetheart

Wine and Food

2009-08-19T09:37:00.000-07:00

Richard and I are having peanut butter and jelly (grape) sandwiches for lunch today. We are considering the following wines:

-Prosecco (a bubbly)
-Chablis (unoaked)
-Riesling (stunning as always, and from the Plafz}

Any other suggestions?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Flying Saucepans

2009-08-18T23:53:00.000-07:00

This has been hovering over 863 Falls of Clyde Loop, SE. I'm freaked out as is Richard.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

A New Cap

2009-08-18T07:13:00.001-07:00

Since Richard lost his CNN Headlines News cap he has been wearing his New Zealand cap. People ask him "What part of New Zealand are you from?" Richard replies "What the hell are you talking about?"

Richard can be such an idiot at times.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Richard's New Look

2009-08-16T00:25:00.000-07:00

Richard got a "buzz cut" yesterday. He no longer looks lile a homeless Viet Nam vet. But he does look like an extraterrestrial. Much like James.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

In Memoriam-Monica

2009-08-15T13:23:00.000-07:00

Although I never met her, Richard told me what a strong, brilliant women she was. 2 lovely daughters and lovely grand kids.

Richard and I have a few more tears to shed.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Monica

2009-08-12T23:49:00.000-07:00

With a little fairy dust and 2 clicks of my heels,
Monica may have many years ahead of her. And of course prayers from all of us.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Separated At Birth?

2009-08-12T01:18:00.001-07:00

Cousin Tim and Matt Drudge.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Totem Pole

2009-08-10T23:39:00.000-07:00

Uncle Joe had this installed in our front yard this morning. Our neighbors are a bit bummed, but I think the Chief is very cool. We will be putting lights on the Chief for Christmas. In the meantime we will be putting a dish on Chief's forehead. More channels baby!

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

2009-08-10T15:35:00.000-07:00

Today I underwent a hip replacement. I should be back on all fours by the weekend.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

I can't see a damn thing so...

2009-08-09T16:03:00.000-07:00

Richard and I are not going dancing.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

This should be fun!

2009-08-08T23:20:00.001-07:00

Richard has accepted a job in San Francisco. Richard has no money or credit so we will be living in the car for a few months. We do have a lovely duvet and a great pillow so we will be quite comfortable. And we have flowers in our hair.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Coccyx

2009-08-08T00:38:00.000-07:00

Richard took a hard spill on Uncle Joe's lawn today. Richard now has a butt crack.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

It's a Good Thing!

2009-08-07T21:46:00.001-07:00

This is something we caught offshore.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

The Ninth Sense

2009-08-07T17:40:00.000-07:00

I see cat people. Weird and freaky.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Driving!

2009-08-06T00:03:00.000-07:00

by Jack Bruce
Driving in my car, smoking my cigar,
The only time I'm happy's when I play my guitar.
Singing in my yacht, what a lot I got,
Happiness is something that just cannot be bought.
I've been in and I'm out, I've been up and down,
I don't want to go until I've been all around.
What's it all about, anyone in doubt,
I don't want to go until I've found it all out.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Hiccups

2009-08-05T21:40:00.002-07:00

Richard and I got the hiccups tonight. We still have the hiccups . What's up with that?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

2009-08-05T21:40:00.001-07:00

My New Hobby

2009-08-04T22:38:00.000-07:00

This is my flight instructor. To all dudes and dudesses, radical baby!

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

2009-08-04T16:03:00.000-07:00

This is Eddie Falcon, the newest member in our tribe. We are going out to the beach tonight for a test flight. Wish us luck.

Always stay stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Ballroom Dance

2009-08-04T00:30:00.000-07:00

Richard and I have taken up a new pastime.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

These are a few of my favoriite things...

2009-08-03T11:42:00.000-07:00

Uncle Joe, the sweetest guy on planet Earth, bought me 2 boxes of this. They have become my favorite treat. But, there is no milk nor bones. What's up with that?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Dance of the Bumble Bee

2009-08-03T00:05:00.001-07:00

This is how Richard dresses me for our morning walk. I scare many of our neighbors. FUN!!

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Future History

2009-08-02T11:27:00.001-07:00

Richard and I have been discussing
"Future History". We wrap duct tape around our heads so our heads won't explode.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Our Favorite Guy

2009-08-01T14:58:00.000-07:00

Paolo Conte

To Richard

2009-08-01T00:48:00.000-07:00

Crazy

Always stay sweet.

Sweetheart

Falconry

2009-07-31T12:38:00.000-07:00

This is way funner than flying a kite out here in Ocean Shores.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Lunch

2009-07-30T12:42:00.000-07:00

Richard is having a bowl of this for lunch today. Richard usually laces the Bran with 2% milk. Today Richard is lacing his Raisin Bran with vodka.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Huh?

2009-07-29T00:30:00.001-07:00

Every morning at 6:10 am these characters are on our front lawn. Richard doesn't seem to care and tellls me to go bcak to sleep, but I'm freaked out.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Close Call

2009-07-28T01:02:00.000-07:00

This is the type of aircraft that crashed into our house the other day. The craft was piloted by a dentist from Tacoma. On board were 3 of his kids. They all walked away unscathed, and Richard and I are enjoying our new skylight up in the attic.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Bad Karma

2009-07-26T10:21:00.000-07:00

We had a fire last October and several floods since then. This morning a small aircraft crashed into our house. Uncle Joe said, "Good blog stuff."

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Surfing Season has Started!

2009-07-26T00:07:00.000-07:00

Awesome dudes and dudesses.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Hog Heaven

2009-07-24T11:50:00.001-07:00

It is Harley weekend here in Ocean Shores. Richard and I are having a blast.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Sabbatical

2009-07-24T08:20:00.000-07:00

Richard and I are on sabbatical for the summer. We are collaborating on a paper (working title) "The Origin of Life, and What the Heck Does it Mean?"

We will be presenting our paper at the JFK School of Government in late September.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Toe wiggling

2009-07-23T08:25:00.001-07:00

Richard has been wiggling his toes just to freak out the cats. Pretty darn hilarious.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

ALF

2009-07-22T08:32:00.001-07:00

Richard has been waking up with bruises on his right hand. We think an ALF (Alien Life Form) comes in through our sliding glass door and draws blood from
Richard.

Just a theory.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

GPS

2009-07-19T23:46:00.000-07:00

Richard came into some money recently and bought a GPS device for our RAV 4. Richard thought GPS stood for "God protects sinners". Richard and I are not protected sinners, but we can get to the beach without missing a turn.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

You know you've hit bottom when...

2009-07-18T11:57:00.001-07:00

your major appliance is a roll of Bounty paper towels.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Tokyo, we've got a problem

2009-07-17T01:43:00.000-07:00

Richard and I have dubbed our RAV 4 Apollo 13. Our driver side door does not open so we crawl through the passenger door.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Not a bad idea...

2009-07-15T22:50:00.000-07:00

Richard tried to slip out to Baltimore to visit Aunt Nancy. I stowed away in Richard's luggage. Life is good!

Love,

Ralph

On the road again...

2009-07-14T22:47:00.000-07:00

Richard and I just purchased this. We will be on the road July 20th.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Intruder

2009-07-14T01:09:00.001-07:00

Tonight, Richard, I, and several cats were resting peacefully when Wile E. Raccoon burst through a screen window up in our attic. I freaked, the cats freaked. Richard just said "Oh shit" and poured himself another glass of vodka,

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Richard and I are lucky..

2009-07-13T00:14:00.000-07:00

We no longer step on dog poop.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Kitty Quilts

2009-07-10T23:22:00.001-07:00

Richard and I are gearing up for a new business we hope to launch in time for Christmas 2009. We are cutting out the fabric as I write this and our Tacsew is working just fine.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Uncle Joe 2.0

2009-07-09T07:46:00.000-07:00

Since Uncle Joe has lost his job at the prison he is in the process of reinventing himself. At 70+ he only has a few more reinventings.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Progress, not Perfectition

2009-07-07T23:36:00.001-07:00

From Richard:

2 steps back, 1 step forward. Progress?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

I get worried when...

2009-07-05T00:06:00.000-07:00

Richard assigns last names to our cats. So far:

Arnold McDonald

Andrew McSrewyou

Ralph McAlf

Patrica McSee you with the fishes

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Not Very Comforting

2009-07-04T00:03:00.000-07:00

Just in case Richard and Uncle Joe decide to go to the beach tomorrow, Richard and I went to the fireworks trailer and asked how to ignite and and launch our explosives. The young man in the trailer told Richard, "Just light the damn fuses and get out of the way."

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

No Fireworks this Year

2009-07-03T10:53:00.000-07:00

Richard went out and bought a bagful of fireworks:

- KA Aerial Barages (flaming balls, ouch!)
- Banger Candles (something akin to roman candles)
- Ladybugs (emits showers of sparks, spins and rises into the air)

Because of the lack of rain here in western WA, and the fact that Richard may have a cocktail or 2, Richard decided to save the fireworks for another day. Richard figured he would just be asking for trouble.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Cereal Killer?

2009-07-02T13:08:00.000-07:00

Just the past week 14 residents here in Ocean Shores have been found dead with their faces immersed in a bowl of oat meal.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Don't Let Me Down

2009-07-01T12:39:00.000-07:00

Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.

Nobody ever loved me like Richard does,
Ooh he does, yeah he does.
And if somebody ever loved me like he'd do me,
Oh he'd 'd do me, yeah he does.

Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.

I'm in love for the first time.
Don't you know it's gonna last.
It's a love that lasts forever,
It's a love that has no past.

Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.

Always sweet.

Sweetheart

Richard Lives to See Anohter Day!

2009-06-30T11:02:00.000-07:00

Richard wears a sweatshirt like this to bed. Notice the drawstring? Ralph (a cat) pulls at the drawstring with the intention of strangling Richard.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Well, well

2009-06-29T23:49:00.000-07:00

Richard felt good, but not so swell. At least Richard did not fall into a well.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Signing Off

2009-06-27T12:58:00.000-07:00

Richard managed to spill ketchup on Uncle Joe's computer. Richard nor I will be blogging or checking email. We can be contacted at 1-203-393-5610.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Catanamics

2009-06-25T22:27:00.001-07:00

Richard and I are writing a book entitled "Catanamics-Why cats behave the they do". The first chapter deals with why cats have to touch a human before they (the cats) can fall asleep.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Richard Fell Out of Bed Again

2009-06-24T23:11:00.000-07:00

Richard has a small quadrant to sleep in and the cats give him a shove. This is a bed we are bidding on today on eBay. Or maybe Richard should wear a bicycle helmet to bed.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Crows

2009-06-23T10:38:00.000-07:00

The crows here in Ocean Shores are driving me crazy with their incessant cawing. Richard has developed a weapon he calls STCM, Surface to Crow Missile.

Our next weapon will be designed to take out Mocking Birds. Just the other day I was walking down the street when a MB said to me, "If I had a face like yours I would shave my butt and walk backwards."

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

My Latest Ditty

2009-06-22T08:40:00.000-07:00

when i wake up it hurts my head to look across and see a cat full of beds.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Good Eatin'

2009-06-20T15:15:00.001-07:00

Richard and I got up early this morning. We went out and shot a pot roast.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Why Did God Create Sleeves?

2009-06-20T08:27:00.000-07:00

So mankind would have a place to wipe their nose.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

3 Years!

2009-06-19T09:40:00.001-07:00

Today Richard and I are celebrating Richard's 3 years as a non-smoker. As part of the celebration Richard and I are going to MAX, a cigar/martini joint here in Ocean Shores.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Now I am Worried

2009-06-19T00:00:00.000-07:00

Richard is beginning to look like a cross between Ernest Miller Hemingway and a Viet Nam vet.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

DAD

2009-06-15T07:27:00.000-07:00

OSPD log

By Tom Scanlon
Posted Friday, Jun. 12, 2009 at 10:38 AM

Pt Brown Ave NW

Male patron ‘being disruptive” in Library.

My DAD (Drunk and Disorderly) made the police blotter. Richard knows that he is getting old when police officers escort him out of our library. This is his mug shot.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

The Calculus of Kitty Love

2009-06-12T11:59:00.000-07:00

Today my favorite cat happens to be Patricia. A bit skittish, but likes to hang out in the attic.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

God's Name in Vain

2009-06-09T13:30:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, Uncle Joe took Richard to task for taking the Lord's name in vain. At the end of the day, do you think God gives a darn?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Good Choice/Bad Choice

2009-06-08T12:10:00.000-07:00

Richard and I have come to the conclusion that life is a series of bad choices.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Keeping Holy the Sabbath

2009-06-07T10:39:00.000-07:00

Today, at church, Astor Palice (Untied Methodists) discussed the Sermon on the Mount. What Richard and I didn't understand is why one would preach while riding a horse. Saul of Tarsus?

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Suspenders

2009-06-06T18:01:00.000-07:00

Oh yes, I have great suspenders
Something that I'm doing well
My need is such; I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell.

Oh yes, I have have great suspenders
A drift in a world of my own
I play the game; but to my real shame
You've let me to all alone.

Always stay sweet,

Sweethreat

What the Hey?

2009-06-04T12:01:00.000-07:00

Our local airport, Ocean Shores Municipal Airport, teaches sky-diving. This is what Richard and I woke up to this morning in our sky light up in the attic.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Sleeping In

2009-06-03T13:18:00.001-07:00

Uncle Joe slept in today. Should we be worried? Richard held a mirror under Uncle Joe's nose, but nothing. At least Uncle Joe no longer snores.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

The Odd Couple

2009-06-02T20:07:00.000-07:00

On October 18th , Richard Ryan was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his brother in Oceans Shores, Washington. Sometime earlier, Brother Joe''s 's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share a chalet without driving each other crazy?"

Always stay sweet.

Sweetheart

Meltdown at the Library

2009-05-30T13:02:00.000-07:00

Richard went a little nuts at the library today. The librarians called in the police and the police escorted Richard out. Everything is fine.

Always stay sweet.

Sweetheart

Richard is on Step 4

2009-05-29T22:23:00.000-07:00

Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. Well, Richard made a fearless inventory of the attic:

4 oscillating fans
18 sport coats
Numerous white board erasers
Many, many baseball caps
2 vacuums
Lots of underwear
22 plaid shirts

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Hola!

2009-05-29T12:45:00.000-07:00

Recently, Richard and I have taken up Spanish.

Siempre dulce,

Sweetheart

Memorial Day the Vegan Way

2009-05-22T03:48:00.001-07:00

Richard has decided that he, Uncle Joe, and I are going vegan for Memorial Day. Richard is serving up the following:

Veggie Hot Dogs (I won't eat anything with word the "dog" in it)
Boca Veggie Burgers made with organic soy
Veggie Baked Beans, non-dairy/gluten free/no cholesterol
Chickpea Salad
Veggie Ice Cream made with Agar-Agar flakes

Sound fun? (not). Sounds yummy? (not). Uncle Joe and I may slip out to the south side of the chalet and barbecue up a couple of burgers made from the finest USDA Blank Angus beef.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Sprucing Up the Attic - Part 2

2009-05-20T22:19:00.000-07:00

This is the kitchen configuration Richard and I have decided upon. The island in the middle is a sweet touch and will give our guests a place to sip wine while Richard prepares one of his gourmet meals. The kitchen will be a bit pricey, but between Richard's job as a Certified Crash Test Dummy and my new job as Benji's stunt double we should be able to swing it. We still haven't decided on window treatments for the living room and den.

Always stay sweet,

Sweethear

Billy Mays vs. ShamWow Guy

2009-05-19T22:31:00.000-07:00

Do you think Billy Mays (left) could take ShamWow Guy (below) in a wrestling match? I do. What the hey, I don't have a big life but this is the kind of thing i think about.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart

Real good news

2009-05-18T22:33:00.000-07:00

Uncle Joe was sent home from the hospital (see previous post) wearing a toe tag. Upon closer inspection, Richard and I noticed a twitch in Uncle Joe's left hand pinky finger. Using Uncle Joe's car battery, 2 oven mitts, and some tin foil, Richard and I managed to construct a crude but effective defibrillator. Uncle Joe may not be up and around, but he is up and stumbling.

Always stay sweet,

Sweetheart